There’s no way to sugar coat it – discovering that your significant other has been unfaithful is the emotional equivalent of being waterboarded with Sriracha sauce… after a glycolic peel. Nevertheless, many of us have experienced the torture of infidelity and lived to tell the tale. And after the wounds have healed, sometimes these tales can make for one hell of a story.
These individuals on Reddit shared their candid, no-holds-barred accounts in response to the question “How did you find out your S.O. was cheating?” Some of them made us chuckle, some of them made us cringe, and many of them left us wondering, “Wow, are people actually that dumb?” Honestly, folks, you can’t make this stuff up.
1. The ballsy sexter
Glanced down and saw his phone. He was texting for nudes while I was sitting right next to him. So that was fun.
2. The Insta-idiot
An Instagram picture of her kissing another guy. She obviously didn’t really think that one through.
3. The Facebook flimflam
She had a number of alternate Facebook pages under pseudonyms. One day, one of them showed up on my “suggested friends” and I said “Hey, this girl looks a lot like SO.” So, I looked at it. Sure enough, it was her, and she had an active relationship going on with someone else.
I later found two more of these pages.
4. The total life fuckover
I was driving across country to move. He had moved ahead of us and he chose to wait until we were 600 miles from home, about halfway there. This was after I had resigned my job, given up our apartment, packed a U-Haul (that my mom and dad were driving), and become certified to teach in another state. I had the dog, cat, two mice and my child in my car. We turned around and went back after he told me. He left me with an incredible amount of debt and a great deal of heartache.
5. The guy who found the silver lining
Googled her gmail username, just for shits and giggles, and found her profile (with photos) on a “mutual arrangement” ass-for-cash website.
On the bright side, she was rated 4-stars in her reviews, so at least I picked decent ass.
6. The telltale pubes
His pubes were trimmed.
7. The Oral-B revenge
When I went to visit her at college, there was another toothbrush and guy’s clothes that weren’t mine. Once my suspicions were confirmed, said toothbrush was used to itch my balls.
8. The muff dive surprise
My best friend dated this girl for over a year when we were teenagers and he found out she was cheating because when he went to go down on her, there was a condom in her vagina.
9. The longest flight ever
Just got on a flight in London headed to Vegas. Sitting next to my GF and she wants to show me something she has planned for the trip so gets out her phone.
It opens to the Messages and shows a chat with a guy (I know him) saying how much she is gonna miss him and how she doesn’t wanna go away with me anyway.
The doors close on the plane and that was a really fucking fun 10-11 hrs…
10. The suspicious pee
Started burning when I peed.
We were about to buy a house too, had the down payment and preapproval and had found a nice place with a great roof deck and view of the city.
11. The one-sided open relationship
Came home early from work and walked in on it. Yep, that’s about as cliché as it gets, but there you go. Funny thing is, I had wanted an open relationship, but he said that he couldn’t deal with that. Turns out he was just selfish.
12. The honeymoon from hell
I snooped through his texts. He saw an escort a month before our wedding and texted her for another meetup during our honeymoon! …yup
13. The toilet seat tip-off
Came home from working a double shift and found the toilet seat up. Either my wife didn’t take a piss for 20 hours straight or there had been another man in my house…
We divorced shortly after. She ended up marrying this guy…then cheated on him…and now they are divorced. Didn’t feel bad for him at all.
14. The status swap
He changed his Facebook status from “In a relationship” with me to “In a relationship” with her.
15. The straight-up, motherfucking asshole
I was home recovering from two major back surgeries and one afternoon while taking a nap with our daughter I got up and walked in the office to see what he was doing. He minimized his browser and jumped so I knew something was up. I reopened his browser and it was websites for cheating spouses. His excuse, well we weren’t having sex, he needed to get it somewhere.
16. The math genius
Found out via Facebook a few months after I had broken up with him. I was still friends with his siblings and parents, and they were tagged in some photos of him. Holding his clearly to term newborn son. Less than nine months after I broke up with him.
17. The sex tape scandal that was wrong on all levels
Found a video in his phone of him fucking a whore from craigslist with a cheap dildo. Worst day of my life.
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